There's a lot of talk going 'round about breaking up Big Tech, and while it's prudent for a small organization such as ours to remain on the sidelines in regards to our largest questions of political economy, we have nevertheless decided to put on a pair of vintage Teddy Roosevelt bifocals and break Amazon up into three separate gift cards that we are raffling off as part of our annual holiday fundraising drive. Here's what our activism has wrought:
Please don't tell our Board Chair about our trust busting, as she is another two years from her employee stock there completely vesting. Gift card denominations are $100, $75, and $75. Drawing will be held December 29.
Following along with our Amazon theme, our Director has agreed to get the same haircut as the Amazon CEO if we raise $2500, something like this:
Following along with our Amazon theme, our Director has agreed to get the same haircut as the Amazon CEO if we raise $2500, something like this:
Tickets for the raffle are $10 each or 4 for $20 and can be purchased through this here PayPal button:
If you live in Koko then everything's the same, except 10,000 and 20,000. You can either wire your wons to KEB account #403-890078-53707 or hand our Director cold, hard 현금 the next time you see him kicking up his heels on Itaewon Street.
