It's once again that special time of the year when GCE hosts a gathering and calls it an annual fundraiser. This year's go at everyone have a good time is our second Yo' Mama Haiku Battle, subtitled Ol' Girl Is Even _______er than Last Year.
Same as last year, and possibly even the year before that, we are raffling off watches from La Mer Collections. The drawing will be December 24 in Seoul, Korea at the aforementioned haiku battle. Winners, as always, can live anywhere there's a government that employs men and women to sort and deliver mail. If this does not describe your living situation then we will hire a donkey cart to ensure you receive your prize. These are the three watches we are giving away:
Same as last year, and possibly even the year before that, we are raffling off watches from La Mer Collections. The drawing will be December 24 in Seoul, Korea at the aforementioned haiku battle. Winners, as always, can live anywhere there's a government that employs men and women to sort and deliver mail. If this does not describe your living situation then we will hire a donkey cart to ensure you receive your prize. These are the three watches we are giving away:
Raffle tickets are $5 each or 3 for $10 and can be paid for via PayPal. In case you are the first or second raffle winner, please specify the order of your preferences - powder pink, deep mint, or emerald green - when donating, either by leaving a message in the PayPal checkout form or emailing [email protected]. The checkout form is probably easiest.
If you live in Koko then everything's the same, except 5000 and 10,000. You can either wire your wons to KEB account #620-189798-483 or, better yet, come to our fundraising par-tay December 24 at The Southside Parlor and buy your raffle tickets there. Limit one watch per winner.
Special Stunt Bonus
Similar to last year, our Director has promised to modify his physical appearance if our fundraising reaches certain thresholds. This year's version of Please, Puh-leaze, Plz, Plz, Plz is a hairless pate if we somehow raise $1642 between our online campaign and holiday get together. The single caveat is that our Director is in the midst of moving from his sub-tropical island paradise to the slightly more busy Korean mainland, so until he secures employment he must maintain the sort of conservative appearance Confucius himself would approve of when making hiring decisions. Afterwards, though: a reckoning with destiny's own electric razor.
Similar to last year, our Director has promised to modify his physical appearance if our fundraising reaches certain thresholds. This year's version of Please, Puh-leaze, Plz, Plz, Plz is a hairless pate if we somehow raise $1642 between our online campaign and holiday get together. The single caveat is that our Director is in the midst of moving from his sub-tropical island paradise to the slightly more busy Korean mainland, so until he secures employment he must maintain the sort of conservative appearance Confucius himself would approve of when making hiring decisions. Afterwards, though: a reckoning with destiny's own electric razor.