Since Thanksgiving has come and gone, we here at GCE have finally started stirring in regards to our annual plea for your spare change. This year's version is that same as last year's, a Yo' Mama Haiku Battle that we are calling Ol' Girl Just Keeps Getting ________er. The battle will be held January 19 at The Southside Parlor in Seoul, Korea. Most of you won't be there because durrrrr, South Korea is really far away. It's also next to North Korea, and CNN says don't go there that place is crae. (It's really not.)
We usually ask for your support via a raffle, which we are doing again this year. However, instead of prizes, this time we are holding a modified 50/50 drawing: Rather than the winner getting half the pot, (s)he will instead designate a charity for us to share the proceeds with. Basically, half to us, half to the cause nearest your heart.
Obvious restrictions apply. As in no, they're not going to find Kony. Nor are we going to donate the money to your hastily assembled GoFundMe page so you can pay your phone bill. Any designated charities should have legal non-profit status in the countries they do their thing. If they don't then they need to be legitimate, e.g. who's going to say no to a small child who needs cancer treatment? Not us, that's for sure.
Tickets are $10 each or 3 for $20 and can be purchased through our PayPal button:
We usually ask for your support via a raffle, which we are doing again this year. However, instead of prizes, this time we are holding a modified 50/50 drawing: Rather than the winner getting half the pot, (s)he will instead designate a charity for us to share the proceeds with. Basically, half to us, half to the cause nearest your heart.
Obvious restrictions apply. As in no, they're not going to find Kony. Nor are we going to donate the money to your hastily assembled GoFundMe page so you can pay your phone bill. Any designated charities should have legal non-profit status in the countries they do their thing. If they don't then they need to be legitimate, e.g. who's going to say no to a small child who needs cancer treatment? Not us, that's for sure.
Tickets are $10 each or 3 for $20 and can be purchased through our PayPal button:
If you live in Koko then everything's the same, except 10,000 and 20,000. You can either wire your wons to KEB account #620-189798-483 or, better yet, come to our fundraising par-tay December 19 and buy your raffle tickets there. Do it before 11:00 since that's when we will have the drawing.
When buying tickets, please specify the organization you would like to benefit in case you are the winner. You can either leave a note on the checkout form or email us at [email protected].
Special Stunt Bonus
If we sell $1000 worth of raffle tickets our Director will go to the beauty salon and ask his stylist, a legend named Min, to cut everything that's not the top or back of his head. Basically, a muh-lay:
If we sell $1000 worth of raffle tickets our Director will go to the beauty salon and ask his stylist, a legend named Min, to cut everything that's not the top or back of his head. Basically, a muh-lay:
You know how they do in Koko: 사업 in the 앞, 파티 in the 뒤.